A flying tube of riveted aluminum the length of a football field, a swarm of angry carnivorous lobsters, a seething mass of frightened mortal passengers, and a renowned High Wizard who you sworn to protect. Hope you brought a bib.

LOAP was initially written over the course of two hours as part of the 2010 PAX East Speed IF event. So, don't expect Shakespeare. 

After the event, my co-author, Ben Collins-Sussman, and I did spend some time polishing and extending the story, so it hopefully lacks some of the jagged edges of typical Speed-IF.

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Even though I still can't figure out how to get out of the bathroom, I love this concept.